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1: "Granted, I'm not right all of the time, but I have a pretty good batting average." - Justin, on work

2: "You know, vendors are like dogs. If you train them well at the beginning of a project, they'll do exactly what you say and follow directions perfectly. If you don't train them though, they'll hump your leg and piss on your guests everytime you turn around." - Evan

3: "It's like a GE project. Find the crab. The contractors are like the trout and the cod that don't know what they are doing and end up in your pot." - Justin, on Alaskian crab fishing

4: "I'm an engineer. I worst case everything. When a situation gets fucked, I cut it loose." - bxw11, on dating

5: "You're a hero among men." - Justin, talking about Canich

6: "Girls like scumbags. I am a scumbag." - Andrew Canich

7: "My girlfriend has dreadlocks. I fantasize I'm fucking the Predator." - Andrew Canich

8: "He would essentially be my favorite celeb ever other than Mr. T" - bxw11, talking about if K-Fed convinced Britney to do the time capsule photos idea

9: "That was my first taste of anything ethnic ever." - Gordon, on Shan Shan

10: "If 'Hot For Teacher' doesn't get you pumped up, you're not American. Random guy in the bar - this is my favorite fucking song!" - Gordon

11: "I'm not in control of the fist; the jukebox is in control of the fist." - Geoff Bowman

12: ""You and Justin had more technology in that one little cabin in one weekend than that half of the state has ever seen in its history. You know there's someone in the Witness Protection Program hiding out there. Then you guys roll up with your gadgets and spike something on FBI surveillance. Don't be surprised if they come busting down your door." (Quote predates Justin's GPS)" - Maggie/Katie\'s cousin

13: "She knits for the stupid dog. I love it too, but jeez!" - Erica about Mom & dog

14: ""This is a two-letter lotion you put on yourself" -Alison, "KY!" -Erica, "No...UV (sunscreen)" -Alison" - Alison & Erica

15: "I booted everywhere!" - Erica

16: "I'd eat haggis over green beans any day." - Justin

17: "Making a movie is either utopia, or like shoving shit uphill." - Sean Connery

18: "Brian: All sheep do is eat, sleep and shit all day. Gordon: Like me?" - Gordon

19: "Justin: do you still have that zippo? Gordon: no. Kristen: do you smoke? Gordon: no, I just light cigarettes for women." - Gordon

20: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in the middle." - James Carville

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